so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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