Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
How external is "for external use only"?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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