I wish you could order shots online.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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