What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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