sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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