I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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