im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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