I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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