The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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