it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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