I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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