i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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