I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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