That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Still dying that you shit outside
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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