i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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