Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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