I want you more than these girls want KFC
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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