People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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