i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
