i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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