problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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