There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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