Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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