so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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