your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I love having hate sex.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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