Whoa Z and x make the same sound
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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