There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
