Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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