Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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