Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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