What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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