Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Boobs speak an international language.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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