And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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