I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
These tits shall not be calmed
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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