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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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