it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
FUCK WHALES
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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