So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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