We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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