Can i not drive my cunt home
thus making me awesome and them whores
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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