I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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