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(858): View more from California

I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal

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(214): View more from Texas

ugly people sure do ruin things

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(208): View more from Idaho

just looked at his mug shot... not really my type

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.

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(619): View more from California

she peed on how many people?

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time

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(845): View more from New York

Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.

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(775): View more from Nevada

He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing

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