I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.