so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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