Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Randomize
