Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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