return my video game
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
the liver wants what the liver wants
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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