normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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