Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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