i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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