12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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