I heard we made out
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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