we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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